All Ralphie wants for Christmas is a “Red Ryder carbine action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time” but nope, everyone tells him the same thing; “You’ll shoot your eye out”.

Ready to ship, reclaimed wood wall art, inspired by the classic holiday movie, “A Christmas Story”. White letters on a red, reclaimed, distressed wood board (the back is painted black). Comes ready to hang and sealed with a non-toxic, matte finish. The wood has natural knots, dings and splits, all adding character to the final piece.

Would look cute on a mantle or shelf too!

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